Michael “Mikey” Weinstein probably doesn’t like it when his organization is associated with conspiracy theories. The problem, of course, is that Mikey Weinstein believes he and he alone has the clarity of vision to see the Impending Doom to be wrought upon this great nation by Those Evil Christians, Inc. — doom that includes a “Slaughterville” for Jews that is already in the works, Weinstein says.

As such, Mikey Weinstein tends to attract like-minded disciples who think 9/11 was an inside job, KC-135s disappear to support secret nuclear strikes, and Colonel Sanders is forming a shadow triumvirate with James Dobson and Dick Cheney underground at USAFA.

Now, it seems Chris Rodda is the latest to have broken the code: 

There you have it, super secret friends. She’s discovered the plan for the “theocratic takeover,” which, of course, starts with a Bible study.  (You can read the subject article here, which basically mischaracterizes Ralph Drollinger’s generally commonly held Christian beliefs so they’re “bad” — without, by the way, providing any evidence to support that conclusion.)

Fortunately, Rodda hasn’t yet discovered the plan’s only true weakness: The giant bronze doors of the Museum of the Bible, which are capable of instantly auto-proselytizing everyone in a 10 mile radius, are defeated with a simple tinfoil hat.

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