Weinstein Responds to Chuck Norris with Name-Calling
Apparently, Michael Weinstein finally got around to reading the columns by Chuck Norris, discussed here last week, and saw the number of MRFF-inspired incidents on the list.
His response was classic playground-bully Weinstein: He called Chuck Norris names.
And then there are the septuagenarian martial arts film stars who proclaim biblical creationism as fact, can act almost as well as a bar of soap, and who are as smart as a box of rocks.
Chuck Norris, the intelligence-challenged star…
If you are smarter than a box of rocks, it is plainly evident that the problem isn’t some fictitious “War on Religion.” Make no mistake; the poorly educated Mr. Norris and his similarly ignorant ilk…
[W]e must repudiate and reject the infantile screed of the pathetically poor actor with the even poorer intellect.
With a rejoinder like that, Chuck might as well pack it in. The ever-classy Michael Weinstein, ladies and gentlemen: When you can’t defend your position, call the other guy names.
Of course, Weinstein wanted to meet other critics on the playground after school. Funny; he didn’t physically threaten Chuck Norris as he did them.
Think he’s worried about a roundhouse kick? After all,
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.