The Associated Press tried to update the story from February in which Brigham Young University’s Air Force ROTC program was reportedly in peril because the new commander declined to accept BYU’s restrictions on his caffeine intake at his house.

Col. Timothy Hogan balked and BYU wouldn’t waive the requirements.

Apparently, there’s no story: 

The Salt Lake Tribune reports officials with BYU and U.S. Sen. Mike Lee say there are no plans for the detachment to leave, though they refused to elaborate…

Presumably everyone is just going to let it lie.

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